Green Bay Hackers 1-0 Lustrian Lounge Lizards
Much hilarity was had by me this week as Andy kept muttering “what am I doing?” in his manly Scottish brogue. Then more hilarity at Russ’ face when The Green Bay Hackers duly hacked his skinks to bits and ground out a 1-0.

The Snotters 1-2 Springfield Silverliefs (“friendly”)
Then Darren challenged me to a “friendly” and without thinking I said yes. My wimpy AV7 Springfield Silverliefs against his chainsaw-wielding gobbos with ref-bribery as inducements. Gulp!
I chose to receive as to minimise the damage, put the gobbo on his arse with a blitz and score in turn 2. Cue the bribe.
Darren formed a cage on receiving but I managed to break it and the half-time score was 2-0 with his chainsaw gone for the 2nd half.
More caging ensued and I eventually resigned myself to him scoring. From the kick off my Thrower fumbled, causing a turnover, then failed the pick-up roll allowing a gobbo the opportunity to dodge through, pick-up and equalise. Baited breath was held all around the stadium as the hapless gobbo rolled double 1 on his pick-up attempt (after re-roll) to single the end of the game and a 2-1 victory for the Silverliefs.

Brass Bulls 0-0 Empire of Dirt
The Sunday night (televised on Cabalvision) game saw Jake’s Brass Bulls hold Alex’s Empire of Dirt to a draw and put themselves in a good position to qualify for the knockout stages.